chrisbrealey

Celebrity Unisex Name Ball

Mammoth celebrity gathering for stars sharing christian names!

An Imagined Marriage (With Local T.V. Weather Girl Keeley Donovan)

As many meteorological terms and shipping forecast zones crammed into a song as I could manage!

It’s A Sonnet Will (But Not As You Know It!)

Almost a “protest song” I wrote for Blinking Idiot Theatre Company for their project created over the third UK lockdown to help raise people’s spirits, all whilst sticking to the theme of Shakespeare! This song is set at Shakespeare’s Globe and expresses the hardships of the theatre industry regarding; fair pay, sexism and racism.

The Ballad Of My Fruit Salad

Unwanted fruit salad provokes mass food fight!

Tortoise Marinade

Decided one day to eat tortoise…

Tellin’ Eleanor

I’m a bounder, I’m a cad, I’m a right proper Jack the lad but maybe it’s Gillian that’s the baddie…

(I Really Honestly Truly Fancy) Marge Simpson

So, Top 3 cartoon character crushes Number 3- Jessica Rabbit Number Number 2- Snow White Number Number 1- I really honestly truly fancy Marge Simpson

Mr. Clumsy

Could this be the worlds most clumsy man?!

Fizzy Fundraising

Celebrities sometimes hit hard times. Fortunately, there’s a Fizzy Fundraising event. So roll up, roll up everybody stroll up and I’ll meet you at the Village Hall.

Narcissistic Snack

Cucumber and Taramasalata or Pringles and Walkers? No contest ‘cos everybody loves a crisp really.